> one restless evening

> maybe I should put myself out there

> but-how.exe

> **looks up self-hosting**

> EZ Hugo theme steal

> **Hello Friend**

> git-gud

> think of witty domain name

> <jawjaw.jaw>, not available

> you can't have a cake and eat it **shrugs and settles**

> what do I do now /b/?

> how do these dorks do it?

> l00ks up c0nt3nt

> unimpressed . . . hmmm

> thinks of a self-fulfilling prophecy . . .

**the monkeys begin to chatter away on their typewriters**

Monkeys

~ The Unsung Prophet A.K.A jawjawjaw